my condolences to anyone who knew me two years ago
my condolences to anyone who still knows me now tbh
i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once
So you want to punch all the babies, sick, elderly and coma patients? I see.
actually 2 billion of those punches were for you
if pokemon were real i would literally never go outside
would you feel safe knowing that, out there somewhere, are hundreds and hundreds of mr. mimes just waiting
In Australia, “I’m up for that” and “I’m down for that” mean the same thing
Also “it’s just up the road” and “it’s just down the road”
It means the same everywhere else too; you ain’t special. Sit down.
Am I the only one who likes to play the “let’s learn everything in the course the day before the exam’ and the ‘let’s cry myself to sleep instead of studying’ game? Cause I play that game very well.
casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are